stereotypicalsteph:

the perfect boyfriend

I love him.
x 7 x

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

BAE ❤️
x 1 x
x 7937 x

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

x 10 x

Girls are supposed to be sex.

I don’t want to make boys laugh.
I want to make boys cum.

The ONLY reason I went to my 8AM math class was to talk to the cute boy that sits beside me.
He wasn’t there.
So I didn’t get to talk to him and I actually had to take good notes and not doodle pictures of me dying so he can look at them Thursday.
FML

x 4724 x